No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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