what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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