Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Randomize
