office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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