I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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