then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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