Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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