what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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