ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you didnt know i had herpes?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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