Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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