Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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