Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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