Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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