Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my being single is dangerous.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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