To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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