That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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