yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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