I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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