dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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