Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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