no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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