If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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