Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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