i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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