so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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