screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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