So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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