Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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