just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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