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(908): View more from New Jersey

Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.

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(770): View more from Georgia

It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head

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(636): View more from Missouri

The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

No that means he must've used the nipple clamps

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(713): View more from Texas

She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon

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(775): View more from Nevada

Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up

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