Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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