Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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