I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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should my penis look like a turkey
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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