im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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