In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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