Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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