Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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