I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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