is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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