David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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