His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It's blow job season.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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