I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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