I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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