margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
two words: eviction party
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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