You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
