If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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