belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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