remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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