Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.