North Korea, Best Korea!
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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