And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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