Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
