Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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