It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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