what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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